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For Scrablers and other lexophiles A bicycle can't stand alone, it is two tired. A will is a dead giveaway. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. A backward poet writes inverse. In a democracy, it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and i'll show you a-flat miner. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in france, resulting in linoleum blown apart. Local area network in australia: the lan down under. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key. A calendar's days are numbered. A lot of money is tainted: 'taint yours, and 'taint mine. A boiled egg is hard to beat. He had a photographic memory, which was never developed. A plateau is a high form of flattery. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. If you jump off a paris bridge, you are in seine. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. -Richard danielsen |
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